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LA DESCRIPTION PHYSIQUE

You know quite a good range of vocabulary but can you be specific? This is what we are going to see now. Specific vocabulary on how to describe someone!

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- Je me trouve grosse.
- Tu as tort. Je te trouve bien. Tu es une peu ronde mais cela te va très bien. Tu es parfaite.
- Oui. Peut-être mais j'ai pris 3 kilos! J'ai grossi de 3 kilos!
- Écoute. Si tu te trouves trop grosse, perds du poids. Fais un peu de sport et tu vas maigrir. Fais aussi un régime!
- Ah, comme j'aimerais être mince!
- Mais attention! Etre trop mince, ce n'est pas bon non plus pour la santé!
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VOCABULARY
Too fatTrop gros(se)
You are wrongTu as tort
OverweightUn peu ronde
It suits youCela te va très bien
I gained 3 kilosJ'ai pris 3 kilos
I gained 3 kilosJ'ai grossi de 3 kilos
To lose weightPerdre du poids
You are going to lose weightTu vas maigrir
To dietFaire un régime
To be slimÊtre mince
HealthLa santé
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When you have completed this lesson, you will be able to use the pronoun: who.

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LA TAILLE – THE HEIGHT

Are you tall? Are you small? In France, people use centimetres, metres, kilometres, etc. They don't know anything about inches, foot, miles, etc. In England, they know both, Congratulations!

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...You are learning how to describe the human body (body parts)...

EXAMPLE
Paul est grand, il mesure 1 mètre 95
Paul is tall, he is 1m95
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Marion est grande, elle mesure combien?
Marion is tall, what's her height?
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ANOTHER EXAMPLE

Taille” also means “size”. Useful for clothes!

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CLOTHING…
Quelle est votre taille? (What's your size?)
Je fais une taille 10
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EXAMPLE
Écouter!
- J'adore Justin Timberlake; il est beau!
- Justin Timberlake? Mais il est vieux! Et il est tout petit! Et je le trouve très laid! Moi, j'aime Rhianna!
- Tout à fait ton type. Pas de doute là-dessus. Je la trouve monstrueuse!
- Comment? Monstrueuse?
- Mais je dois avouer qu'elle fait plus jeune que son âge. On se demande pourquoi.
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LISTEN AND REPEAT
He's handsomeIl est beau
She's gorgeousElle est très belle
I find him uglyJe le trouve laid
Totally your typeTout à fait ton type
No doubt about itPas de doute là-dessus
But I have to admit...Mais je dois avouer...
She looks younger than her ageElle fait plus jeune que son âge
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RANDOM ANIMALS!
cow
une vache
HAIR, NOSE, ETC.

Let's talk about your face (votre visage), la forme de votre visage, your eyes (vos yeux), your hair (vos cheveux), your nose (votre nez), your ears (vos oreilles), etc.

EXAMPLE
Elle a de grands yeux
Il a les yeux noirs
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Écouter!
- Elle est comment ta copine?
- Elle est grande. Elle fait 1 mètre 80. Elle est brune. Elle est plûtot châtain. Elle a les cheveux longs et frisés. Mais parfois, elle aime avoir une frange.
- Et toi? Tu as les cheveux courts maintenant.
- Oui. Je perds mes cheveux...
- Ah, oui, c'est vrai! Tu as même des cheveux blancs!
- Merci. C'est sympa!
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VOCABULARY
GirlfriendCopine
Dark hairBrun(e)
Hazelnut (hair)châtain
Long hairCheveux longs
Curly hairCheveux frisés
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MORE VOCABULARY
A fringeUne frange
Short hairCheveux courts
I am losing my hairJe perds mes cheveux
White hairCheveux blancs
Straight hairCheveux raides
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Elle a une queue de cheval et les cheveux roux
She has a ponytail and red hair
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EXAMPLE
Il est chauve. Il a des grands yeux et un petit nez
He is bald. He has big eyes and a small nose
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Les pirate est borgne. Il est brun. Il a la barbe
The pirate is one-eyed. He has brown hair. He has a beard.
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SPECIFIC VOCAB
Il est petit et il porte des lunettes
He's small and he wears glasses
MORE OF THE SAME…
Elle est brune et a les yeux marron
She has dark hair and she has brown eyes
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MY PROGRESS
MYLEARNING!

When you have completed this lesson, you will be able to use place adverbs in a sentence.

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MORE ABOUT HAIR
Il est pale et chauve
He's pale and bald
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Elle est blonde et a les cheveux mi-longs
She's blond and has mid-long hair
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MASCULINE
Le gros garçon a des cheveux longs bruns
Le garçon mince est blond et a les cheveux courts
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MOUSTACHE?
Le pirate a une moustache et un menton pointu
The pirate has a moustache and a pointy chin
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MORE ABOUT HAIR
Il a le nez rond et les cheveux crépus
He has a round nose and afro hair
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AND…
Elle est blonde et a un joli sourire
She's blond and she has a nice smile
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