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LES PRODUITS ALIMENTAIRES

Well, you can translate it by: products that you would eat… but let's call it: food. Where do you buy your fruits & vegetables? Because of my giraffe, I need to buy big quantities wholesale, but normal people go to: “le marchand de fruits et légumes.” People eat vegetables raw (crus) or cooked (cuits)? Look at the following:

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A GOOD SALAD

Vous aimez la salade? Bien. Voici les ingrédients pour faire une bonne salade de crudités (salade with raw vegetables):

INGREDIENTS
A lettuceUne laitue
A mushroomUn champignon
A carrotUne carotte
An onionUn oignon
A tomatoUne tomate
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MORE INGREDIENTS
A radishUn radis
A cucumberUn concombre
A pepperUn poivron (rouge ou vert)
An avocadoUn avocat
Green beansDes haricots verts
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COOKED VEGETABLES

Certains légumes se mangent cuits. Voici la liste :

SOME OF THEM
An aubergineUne aubergine
A cauliflowerUn chou-fleur
A courgetteUne courgette
A potatoUne pomme de terre
A leekUn poireau
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- Et pour madame?
- Je voudrais des aubergines.
- Oui, madame, j'ai des aubergines ici, regardez!
- Elles sont trop petites! Donnez-moi des courgettes.
- Oui, voilà... Avec ceci?
C'est combien les carottes?
- Deux euros les deux kilos ou un euro cinquante le kilo.
- Alors deux kilos à deux euros.
- C'est tout madame?
- Oui, c'est tout.
- Alors, deux belles courgettes, deux euros trente, et deux kilos de carottes à deux euros... ça fait quatre euros trente en tout.
- Pardon, combien?
- Quatre euros trente, madame.
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VOCABULARY
Anything else?Avec ceci?
How much is it?C'est combien?
How much are the carrots?C'est combien les carottes?
That makes...Ça fait...
In allEn tout
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FRUITS

Let's see the French name of some fruit. You already know why I'll buy some bananas… Are they ripe? Sont-elles/ils mûr(e)s ?

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EXAMPLES
An apricotUn abricot
An orangeUne orange
A peachUne pêche
A pearUne poire
An appleUne pomme
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MORE…
GrapesDu raisin
CherriesDes cerises
StrawberriesDes fraises
A bananaUne banane
A grape-fruitUn pamplemousse
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MORE FRUITS
A melonUn melon
A lemonUn citron
A pineappleUn ananas
A mangoUne mangue
A mandarinUne mandarine
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NON-ESSENTIAL FRENCH!
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- Je voudrais des fruits de saison.
- Oui. Voici des abricots, des pommes, des poires, des fraises. Vous choisissez.
- Je voudrais un melon, un gros melon.
- Oui, regardez! J'ai un beau melon ici.
- Il est bien mûr? C'est pour aujourd'hui.
- Oui, voilà, pour aujourd'hui. Avec ceci?
- Des pêches. Elles sont à combien?
- Quatre euros le kilo.
- Quatre euros? Mais c'est très cher!
Ce sont des pêches de la région, Monsieur.
- Oui, d'accord. Je vais prendre des fraises aussi.
- Cela vous fait cinq euros quarante, Monsieur.
- Je n'ai qu'un gros billet de cents euros.
- Pas de problème; je peux vous rendre la monnaie. Alors... Voilà six, et quatre qui font dix; vingt, trente, quarante, cinquante et cinquante, cent. Au revoir monsieur.
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VOCABULARY
What would you like?Vous désirez?
Is it ripe?Il est bien mûr?
Anything else?Avec ceci?
That makes...Cela vous fait...
A big bank noteUn gros billet
To give changeRendre la monnaie
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HANG ON A MINUTE !

- I thought that with food and quantities, we should use partitives (DU, DE LA, D', DES)? In those situations, the characters are not using them all the time! - You are right!

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DU, DE LA, DES…

You use the partitives DU, DE LA, D' and DES when the quantity you are talking about is not precise. But, if you know the exact quantity of what you want to buy, for example, 1 or 2 or 3 melons, you don't need to use SOME but 1, 2 or 3

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SEALS?

Now, you need to buy fish for your seals. Where are you going? Vous allez chez le poissonnier (the fish monger):

EXAMPLES
SalmonUn saumon
SoleUne sole
A sardineUne sardine
TunaUn thon
Sea bassUn bar
CodUne morue
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SHELLFISH

Shellfish has a very funny name in French; they call it: fruit of the sea : “Fruits de mer”.

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some of those fruits of the sea:

SOME OF THEM…
A crabUn crabe
A musselUne moule
An oysterUne huître
A shrimpUne crevette
A scallopUne coquille Saint-Jacques
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When you have completed this lesson, you will be able to speak in the future tense.

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LISTEN & REPEAT THE DIALOGUE
Écouter!
- Qu'est-ce que vous avez comme poisson frais?
- Ah, mais tout mon poisson est frais, Madame!
- Est-ce que vous préparez le poisson?
- Oui, bien sûr. Qu'est-ce que je vous sers?
- Je voudrais un gros bar.
- Oui, voilà. J'enlève la tête et les arêtes?
- Oui, s'il vous plaît. Et qu'est-ce que vous avez comme fruits de mer.
- J'ai des coquilles Saint-Jacques toutes fraîches.
- C'est combien le kilo?
- Quinze euros le kilo.
- Un kilo, alors. Je vous dois combien?
- Alors, un gros bar, 22 euros trente, et un kilo de Saint-Jacques à 15 euros, ça fait 37 euros, Madame.
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VOCABULARY
What kind of fish...Comme poisson
The head and the bonesLa tête et les arêtes
How much is it?Je vous dois combien?
That makes...Ça fait...
What will it be?Qu'est-ce que je vous sers?
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MEAT

If you want to buy meat, you'll go: “chez le boucher ou à la boucherie.” If you want to buy some “pâté” or some sausages or other processed meat, you'll go to: “la charcuterie”.

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see what you can buy in those shops.

Let's
start with pork:

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EXAMPLES
PorkDu porc
A chopUne côtelette
HamDu jambon
SalamiDu saucisson
A sausageUne saucisse
A roastUn rôti
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BEEF?

You don't eat pork? What about beef and veal?

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MORE EXAMPLES
BeefDu boeuf
VealDu veau
An entrecoteUne entrecôte
A filetUn filet
A steakUn steak
A cutlet, escalopeUne escalope
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POULTRY?

Do you eat poultry? Let's see some of the birds:

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ChickenDu poulet
DuckDu canard
TurkeyDe la dinde
A wingUne aile
A legUne cuisse
The breastLe blanc de poulet
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