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- Qu’est-ce que vous faites le matin avant de partir au bureau ?
- Je me prépare pour aller au bureau.
- Vous prenez une douche ?
- Pas toujours. Je prends parfois un bain. Je me lave les cheveux avec un shampooing spécial. Je me sèche les cheveux avec un séchoir à cheveux. Je déteste m’essuyer les cheveux avec une serviette de bain. Ensuite, je me brosse les dents avec un dentifrice à la menthe et une brosse à dents électrique. Je me maquille. Et je suis prête !
- Et vous monsieur ?
- Et bien, je me lave aussi. Et ensuite, je me rase. Je n’aime pas les rasoirs électriques. Je préfère les rasoirs mécaniques et la mousse à raser.
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...You are starting Lesson 9. You can consider yourself a real beginner. Meaning? You could go to France tomorrow and be able to shop, eat and visit using French. Congratulations!...

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The dialogue shows you all the main activities you do in the morning. They didn't want to mention: “aller aux toilettes”. (to go to the toilets), because they are shy.

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YOUR CHOICE…

In France, you are allowed not to have a shower or a bath in the morning. In some areas, it's even recommended.

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IS THAT A PIG IN A BATHTUB?
Faire sa toilette
To have a wash
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ESSENTIAL ACTION
Se laver les cheveux
Il se lave les cheveux
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Remember, at the beginning of lesson 10, you’ll be able to follow speech which is very slow and carefully articulated.

Previously you have covered how to...

ESSENTIAL…
Se brosser les dents
L'alligator se brosse les dents
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LISTEN AND REPEAT THE EXAMPLE
Se maquiller
Piggy se maquille
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Se raser
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ANOTHER VERB
Être prêt à sortir.
to be ready to got out
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FRENCH EXERCISES - LESSON 9
FAIRE LE MÉNAGE (TO DO THE CLEANING - IN THE HOUSE)

Personally, I don't do it because of my monkey. It gets sick (the dust and the noise). And the cleaning products intoxicate him. But you are entitled to do it in your house.

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...You are learning how to talk about morning activities...

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- Vous faites le ménage chez vous?
- Je suis bien obligé. Mais je déteste faire la vaisselle. Alors, j'ai acheté un lave-vaisselle. J'ai aussi horreur de passer l'aspirateur, de nettoyer la salle de bain, de faire le lit et de faire les vitres. Mais j'aime bien faire la lessive. Enfin, je veux dire, mettre le linge à laver dans la machine à laver, parce que laver à la main, c'est une véritable torture.
- Mais vous aimez faire quelque chose dans la maison?
- Oui. J'adore regarder la télé et manger...
- Oui. Mais... Qu'est-ce que vous aimez faire comme nettoyage dans la maison?
Ah! J'adore repasser! J'adore le rapassage et puis, ranger les affaires dans les placards.
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NEW VOCABULARY

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ABOUT CLEANING
Faire le ménage
To clean the house
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...You are learning how to talk about the house cleaning....

MORE CLEANING…
Faire la vaisselle
To do the washing up
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LOOK AT HIM…
Remplir le lave-vaisselle
To load the dishwasher
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NO COMMENT
Acheter une machine à laver
To buy a washing machine
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BY THE WAY: LISTEN & REPEAT!
Faire la lessive
To wash the clothes.
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NICE RUG!
Passer l'aspirateur
To vacuum
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EH! YOUR BOTTLE IS EMPTY!
Nettoyer la salle de bain
To clean the bathroom.
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MORE ABOUT CLEANING
Faire / Nettoyer les vitres.
To clean the windows
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DO YOU?
Faire le lit
To make the bed
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HAPPY COUPLE
Faire le repassage
To iron
TIPS!
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Regarding your conversation skills: at the end of this level (Lesson 20), you’ll be able to make an introduction and use basic greeting and leave-taking expressions.

You have already covered how to...

HAPPY CHILDREN
Ranger la maison
To tidy up the house
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NO MORE CLEANING

You are already cleaning but you don't even know the names of the rooms and the different parts of a house!

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...You are learning how to describe your flat, your house, etc....

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Le logement
Housing
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MORE VOCABULARY

What are the most important parts of a house? What are their names?

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Le toit
The roof
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VERY USEFUL VOCABULARY
The wallLe mur
The balconyLe balcon
The windowLa fenêtre
The doorLa porte
The cellarLa cave
The ceilingLe plafond
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The gardenLe jardin
The first floorLe premier étage
The ground floorLe rez-de-chaussée
The garageLe garage
The keyLa clé / la clef
The lockLa serrure
The floorLe sol
LET'S SEE INSIDE THE HOUSE….

Now, let's see the rooms (pièces) inside the house (or inside the flat):

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MAIN PARTS OF THE HOUSE
The living roomLa salle de séjour
The dining roomLa salle à manger
The loungeLe salon
The kitchenLa cuisine
The cupboardsLes placards
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SORRY, NOT VERY ELEGANT…
The toiletLes toilettes
The bathroomLa salle de bain
A bedroomUne chambre
A corridorUn couloir
StairsLes escaliers
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