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It’s the way French people say "hello". Listen to the following dialogues and notice the different ways of greeting someone.

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- Bonjour monsieur.
- Bonjour madame.
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DIALOGUE
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- Salut Paul, ça va?
- Salut. Oui, ça va. Et toi?
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...You are currently learning how to say hello...

VOCABULARY
HelloBonjour
HiSalut
MissMademoiselle
Mister / MrMonsieur
MrsMadame
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EXPLANATION

Oui (Yes). The first dialogue is formal and the second one is informal. When you meet people for the first time, or people who are older, add "monsieur", "madame" or "mademoiselle" after "bonjour".

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...The easiest way to greet French people is by repeating their French greetings! So listen and repeat the French sentences!...

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- Salut Paul, ça va?
- ça va. Et toi?
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...You are currently learning to say "how are you doing?" to someone...

ÇA VA?

"ça va?" means "How are you doing?". But the French use it in a funny way. Imagine; you ask: "how are you doing?" and they answer the same: "how are you doing?". It’s so rude and absurd, don't you think?

Well, in general the French are as formal as the English when first meeting. So what could it be? Simple. "ça va" means "how are you doing?" and "fine, thank you". How can you get which one is which? In the context.

Now, listen to the following example:

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- Bonsoir madame Legrand.
- Bonsoir monsieur Jauffe.
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BONSOIR OU BONJOUR?

Oui. "Bonsoir" is used instead of "Bonjour" after about 7 pm, and when leaving as well as greeting someone.

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