LEARN FRENCH ONLINE ...WITH MONKEYS!

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...Before we go on about us, we'd like to thank ALL the people who have helped (and continue to help) make this site a success...

INTRODUCING: PHILIPPE NADOUCE

...Since I was a child I knew I was destined to change the world. Just hit 50, nothing happened yet but hey, the 50’s are the new 30’s. What else… Nothing really. I like pets, babies, I want world peace… Err... Oh, yes; I hate grammar when it is thrown at my face like:

"The subjunctive occurs most frequently in subordinate clauses. Some item in the main clause (often a verb, never a substantive) will require the verb in the subordinate clause to be in the subjunctive."

Yeah, we all fear what we don’t understand. How many of you couldn’t even finish the sentence? I couldn’t.

...So, Mark and I, we decided that someone had to save millions of traumatised people whose life was made miserable by lazy teachers and weary online language learning websites. After many years of teaching and studying in universities all over Europe, I was ready to create Frenchasssitant.com! Voilà.

INTRODUCING: MARK GIBBONS

...I had wanted to get ahead in my job, and decided the best way to do this was to learn the 2nd language of the company I was working for (French!). I turned to the internet for help and was both SHOCKED and AMAZED at how poor the other offerings were, ...so I decided to do better myself!

Had a couple of hours to spare and knocked up the very first version of FrenchAssistant.com™

Teamed up with Philippe and we have only looked onwards and upwards since! We have a plan for where we want to go and we are heading in the right direction!

We are trying to create truly unique and engaging Language Learning sites that keep you coming back for more!

TRY IT FOR YOURSELF!

...We have fun making and improving FrenchAssistant.com™, so you have fun learning with it!

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Site Design

Mark Gibbons

Philippe Nadouce



Language Course Design

Philippe Nadouce



Website Design

Mark Gibbons

Philippe Nadouce



Assistant Design

Mark Gibbons

Philippe Nadouce



Website Programming and Administration

Mark Gibbons



Additional Course Content

Wise Monkey!

Crazy Monkey!



Database Design, Programming and Administration

Mark Gibbons



Graphic Design

Mark Gibbons

Carl Lamerton



Animated Images

Courtesy of AnimationFactory.com™



Sound Engineering

Stéphane Nadouce

Philippe Nadouce



Voice Recordings

Stéphane Nadouce

Ariane Barnes

Emma Passmore

André Refig

Marie-Ange Tossou Amoussou

Olivier Derieux

Stephanie Le Gall

Marylou Widemann-Mean

Celine Sirodou

King Kong



Sound Post Processing

Janick Nadouce

Philippe Nadouce



Language Training

Philippe Nadouce

Isabel Sanchez Reverte

Crazy Monkey!



Site and Code Testing

Alex Labrie

Paul Ashman

Ruxandra Gabriela Siretu

Shayn Parker

Jane Lopez-Parker



Monkey Training and Guidance

Mr. Zoo Keeper

Mark Gibbons

Philippe Nadouce



Monkey Feeding and Maintenance

Mark Gibbons

Philippe Nadouce

Mr. Cee Lion

Monkey Hut



Monkey Grooming and Make-Up

Monkey Wax Inc.

Monkey Groomings-R-US

Monkey Makeovers LTD

Dyno-Monkey

The Ape Shampoo Company



Monkey Spanking

Mark Gibbons

Philippe Nadouce

Crazy Monkey!



Client Scripting

Mark Gibbons

Everyone who produces and maintains JQUERY

AnythingSlider.js

NanoButtons.js

Slick.js

HighCharts.js

JetMenu.js

RateIt.js

SimpleModal.js

Node.js

TitleSequence.js

iButton.js

Special Thanks

Neesa Patel-Gibbons

Emma Nadouce

FRENCHASSISTANT.COM™
Just another AssistantLabs.com™ Production

Special Note

No monkeys were harmed during the creation of this site

Special Note 2

No staff were harmed during the creation of this site

Speical Note 2 - UPDATE

OK, OK! ...some staff, but it was an accident!

...and they shouldn't have been teasing the monkeys!

Special Note 2 - BREAKING NEWS

I mean it is not like we didn't get it all under control!

...once the fire had been put out!

Not forgetting an extra special "THANK YOU"
to...
YOU!
...and ALL the other people who support this site!
Please continue to do so! With your help we can get better!
All animated images supplied by ©AnimationFactory

FRENCHASSISTANT.COM™
Learn French Online! ...with Monkeys!

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